The Current Family of UnDutchables Products
The UnDutchables
(English language)
The UnDutchables was the first
book to humorously and mercilessly
expose the odd characteristics of
the Dutch. Now in it’s 8th edition.
The UnDutchables (Dutch
language)
This book is a Dutch translation of
The UnDutchables 8th ed,
published by Njjgh & Van Ditmar in
Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
The UnDutchables
(Chinese language)
This book is a complex Chinese
translation of The UnDutchables
6ed, published by Common Master
Press in Taiwan.
UnDutchables
Birthday Calendar
A Dutch-format perpetual birthday
calendar -- or “verjaardagskalender”
in Dutch -- that can thus last a
lifetime, which is probably why the
concept is so popular amongst
cloggies.
Dear Henry
(English language)
A tongue-in-cheek look at the
Dutch and their wondrous ways.
Written in a style reminiscent of
"The UnDutchables" but with a
gentleman’s touch, "Dear Henry"
captures the quirky ways of the
Dutch from a typically British
viewpoint.
© 2018 by Team COLINDA, a subsidiary of White-Boucke Productions. All rights reserved.
Strike Four
(English language)
When a sore-armed pitcher from
New Jersey ventured forth to
European lands in the early 1980s,
little did he suspect that the
experience would influence
America's national sport as played
abroad. Neither did he suspect that
his efforts would provide the
material for a timeless book that
deserves a place in baseball
history.
Extinct Stuff (Discontinued Products)
Closed Curtain
(English language)
Amsterdam’s red light district in the
twilight of the 20th century when it
was still a fun place. Written and
illustrated by Bruce Harris &
Michelle Bird. OUT OF PRINT.
Gulden Geld
(all languages)
Holland’s beloved guilders published
by the Dutch Govt. The first currency
note to sport a copyright statement to
thwart forgers Not our product, but
sorely missed all the same. OUT OF
PRINT.
UnDutchables
Desk Calenders
Daily words of wisdom with a Dutch
twist. Killed off by unemployment,
electronic personal assistants, and
smartphones. OUT OF SERVICE.
UnDutchables Koffiemug
Porcelin coffee mug imprinted with
the all-important Dutch coffee
drinking ritual, as divulged in “The
UnDutchables.” Rendered
obsolete by the Senseo coffee cult
(our mug did not fit under the
apparat head!) SOLD OUT.
The Strippenkaart
Arguably the best Dutch invention
since the dijk. After around a quarter
of a century of baffling tourists with
zone-power, the system became the
victim of Dutch “old-fashioned”
fever. Again, not one of our
products. FINALLY FOLDED.
Memory Laantje
Framed collection of some
UnDutchables memories. Stolen from
the authors by a one-armed
Clogophile in 2015.